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I CAN BE A VIXEN. I CAN BE A VAMP
Although the calendar technically says Summer, the Northwest rain says Fall. You know what else says Fall? That my closet is 90% black? My permanently pasty fair skin? YES TO ALL. But also MAC’s Veluxe...
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9 AUTUMN LIP COLORS
You know those delusional optimists who say nothing is impossible? They have clearly never tried to plant 9 cheeky smooches in a row. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. Also, licking your own elbow (although on kid in...
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GREY KNITS AND PURPLE LIPS
I’m taking a public poll: Do you think I can make a small bonfire on my 5th floor apartment patio without the man shutting me down? Yes? Yes. Okay, it has been settled. IF for some weird reason my...
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WEARABLE HALLOWEEN MAKEUP – PINUP AND CAT
Guess what the scariest thing about Halloween is? If you said monsters, or razor blades hidden in apples, or children showing up at your house, CLOSE but no. Want to know what is? THE LIQUID LINER CAT...
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AUTUMN MAKEUP – BORDEAUX BRONZE
6 out of 7 days I wake up between 10 minutes to 2 hours later than I initially planned. This is something I’ve come to accept in my life. Also, I’m 90% sure that my legs are getting shorter as I get...
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HOLIDAY MAKEUP – SMOKEY EYE
It’s Holiday time baby. This means parties. And parties mean partayy makeup! And partaaayyyy makeup means GLAM I’m excellent at reasoning Red lips are lovely, and I’m sure a look featuring them will be...
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